$6900 for this...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 07/19/2016 at 01:28 • Filed to: Craigslist

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Read this ad. You’ll be all like:

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My citroen won't start > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/19/2016 at 01:33

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I AM AN ATTORNEY I DRIVE SOFT.

I’ll introduce myself like that to all new prospective clients screaming.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > My citroen won't start 07/19/2016 at 01:37

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I DRIVE SOFT AND I KNOW HOW TO RIP PEOPLE OFF

BUY THIS POORLY MAINTAINED BASE MODEL PICKUP FOR 7 THOUSAND

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/19/2016 at 01:42

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I bet that jamrod can really slice the brisket though.

My citroen won't start > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/19/2016 at 01:42

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I read that entire ad with a thick stereotypical fake Russian accent.

what a sweetheart little truck

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > My citroen won't start 07/19/2016 at 01:45

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Good truck

Is strong

Drive soft

TheHondaBro > My citroen won't start 07/19/2016 at 01:45

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“I take it to the bowling lanes with my cousin.”

My citroen won't start > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/19/2016 at 01:50

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It is perfect machine

You can trust

I am attorney

Berang > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/19/2016 at 03:05

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luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/19/2016 at 08:51

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That’s right, the way it has been driven for the last 6 months has soooo much relevance to a 25 year old vehicle.

Dave the car guy , still here > My citroen won't start 07/19/2016 at 08:55

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Truck no leak

Me Attorney

Me Soft

Me Large

Nothing Fail

Thanks Interest

reads sorta like bizzaro Superman

Nibbles > My citroen won't start 07/19/2016 at 09:58

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Mechianic say is good, da.

No lowball, truck stronk.

I am knowink what I am havink.

Is indestructible, like Kremlin.

E92M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/19/2016 at 10:44

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Any good attorney would not need to resort to selling used pickups for double what he paid.

It might be worth $3000 if it didn’t have those hideous wheels on it.

Pistol Whipped Cream > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/19/2016 at 15:33

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This is a pretty good deal for Tacoma standards. I lived there for 10 years.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Pistol Whipped Cream 07/19/2016 at 15:48

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I paid 1700 for my base ‘89 though...